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Tiger on Tiger Violence in China
People email me to ask why I always seem to be picking on China. That their culture is thousands of years old and therefore isn’t it at least equivalent to our own if not far superior? No way Chester!...
View ArticlePolish Zoo Bought Gay Elephant
The Poznan zoo in western Poland spent about 13 Million dollars to have one of the best elephant exhibits in Europe, and they had visions of having their very own herd of thundering elephants one day....
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Zoo Selling Sparkly Reindeer Poop for Christmas
Why a zoo would sell Rudy Poo is beyond me. Thanks to Dan Riehl for this google item: Sparkly reindeer-dung necklaces are going on sale at an Illinois zoo that hopes to attract the same holiday...
View ArticleGiant Pythons Get Hiccups?
We got to go to the Reston Zoo today since the weather was nice and warm and we checked out the Reptile House and the Giant Burmese Pythons who had a whole yin-yan scaly snuggle thing going on behind...
View ArticleAlpaca Kisses at the Reston Zoo
This young alpaca has been hand fed since birth and she is very friendly. Unlike the goats and sheep in the barnyard area of the Reston Zoo, this alpaca doesn’t want to eat the feed pellets. It just...
View ArticleFinally! A Matt Damon Movie I’d Pay to See
Zoos are for beginners. Wanna cage the ultimate animal? Ditch the zebras and monkeys and get yourself a jail! Now I’m gonna sit around daydreaming of what I would do if I owned my very own jail. Could...
View ArticleDon’t Turn Your Back on the Monkey
Ever wonder how a monkey prepares to attack? Evidently it involves three giant swings followed by a simian missile. If it wasn’t for the glass, this could have broken bones. I love how it scares the...
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CuddleFail: Wolves Eat ZooKeeper
The saddest thing about this story is that Kevin James was not devoured by rabid wolves. Unfortunately, a Swedish zookeeper was eaten by a wolfpack. From the Sun here: A WOMAN zookeeper was mauled to...
View ArticleAssault Lion Gobbles Obama Voter
No, this is not a repeat of yesterday’s story. A stupid hippie chick by the name of Dianna Hanson loved big cats. Rather than working for money like a normal person, she sold herself into slavery at a...
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Cuddle Fail: Zookeeper An Heros Self in Tiger Cage
Sarah McClay was a zookeeper who liked to pretend to be a kittie kat, and apparently decided to end it all by climbing into the tiger cage where she worked. From the DailyMail here: Police...
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The Federal Gov’t Runs a Zoo About as Well as a Website
The National Zoo, which is run by the Smithsonian and subsidized by federal dollars, has a recent history of mismanagement that ends up getting animals killed. Escaped animals, putting two different...
View ArticleChinese Cuddle Fail
This crazy chinese man jumped into a tiger pen to feed them some tasty brown rice. The tigers don’t like brown rice, but they do love chinese food.
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